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No.9673
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zoomGODS were any of you also 'olested, 'aped, 'roomed, or generally had an age inappropriate relationship
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No.9674 
no?
No.9675
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>>9673 (OP) 
nobody liked me :(
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No.9676 
>>9673 (OP) 
i think i was molested by a boy in elementary school but i'm not sure
No.9677 
when i was a child i was molested by an older cousin, nothing much really he had me suck his dick but it was more like a hazing than molestation as his friends were around and he thought it was hilarious to piss a little in my mouth thats were it stopped that time

later on he tried fucked me by my ass was too tight to get in. overall he was an asshole though that said shit like "i wont be your friend anymore unless you do this" hes in prison for raping his girlfriends daughter rn.

when i was 16 i was dating a 22yo dude but it only lasted like a year before we decided it wasn't going to work he was nice though
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No.9678 
>>9677

*he tried to fuck me but my ass was too tight
No.9679 
>>9677
did it feel good though
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No.9680 
>>9679

sucking dick was ok since precum is sweet until he pissed

it was not fun almost getting fucked, no lube, and he was just trying to force it in while he told me to bite the blanket until he gave up lol

was fun with older bf, we never fucked just sucked each other.
No.9681 
I was born in '96 and was exposed to 'p early when I was in 7th or 8th grade on 4cuck.

>>9675
I was the one who revived the USB Line meme, btw.
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No.9682
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>I was born in '96 and was exposed to 'p early when I was in 7th or 8th grade on 4cuck.

>>>9675
>I was the one who revived the USB Line meme, btw.
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No.9683 
>>9673 (OP) 
i found an old email sent to my parents implying i frotted with some other boy in kindergarten heehe
No.9684 
>>9682
Ermmm, sources on Wikipedia state that gen z is 'loosely being defined as people born around 1997 to 2012', so I'm a proto-Zoomer. Check your facts, chud.
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No.9685 
>>9684
i don't speak grandpa sorry
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No.9686 
>>9682
13 year old shartytoddler kys
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No.9687 
>>9686
i'm 11 >.<
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No.9688
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>>9682
>>9685
Being a zoomzoom is objectively a bad thing and should warrant you an euthanasia
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No.9689 
>>9687
liar liar plants for hire
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No.9690 
>>9689
its pants on fire you esl brownoid
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No.9691 
>>9688
being a zoomGOD is keyed even though we have no friends and have mental illnesses at crazy high rates for some reason
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No.9692 
>>9691
What's keyed about that? Maybe review the meaning of keyed.
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>>9690

never watched spongebob award
No.9694 
>>9692
i was saying my generation is still good (because its my generation) despite the problems it has
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No.9695 
>>9694
Name 1 good thing about zoomergroids?
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No.9696 
Zoomer genocide is coming. You'll get yours.
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No.9697 
>>9695
techfags i guess. also theres not a lot of good things to say about any generation, especially any of the ones that are still alive.
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No.9698 
>>9697
>Zoomers
>techfags 

Choose one. Zoomers barely know what a file system is.
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No.9699 
>>9697
Around 90% of zoomers are tech illiterate you're delusional.
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No.9700 
>>9698
>>9699
source: X.com and gimmicktroons on boards.4chan.org/g
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No.9701 
>>9700
Sorry for being so rude I don't hate gen z I just experienced a very unpleasant day.
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No.9702 
>>9695
They are underaged (hot)
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No.9703 
>>9702
well most aren't now, youngest are turning 13.

gen Aryan tho...
No.9705 
>>9673 (OP) 
yes. i dated a 16 year old when i was 13, im almost 17
>>9681
>born in '96
holy unc. you're halfway to 52. never speak again
>>9681
i never understood this shit. pls explain it to me.
>>9699
shiltilennials and boomers are way way more digitally illiterate. my parents don't even know how to use their phone. im basically a tech god compared to them.
>>9701
kys moralniglet
>>9702
tsmt
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No.9706 
>>9705
>i never understood this shit. pls explain it to me.

according to what someone else posted here its a 'p video of a girl masturbating with a purple vibrator that looks like a purple popsicle until she suddenly asks how he gets the pictures to the computer to which the camera man replies "its called a USB cable ill show you later"
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No.9707 
>>9705
also moralgods stay vvining its ok to say sorry on the internet for being rude
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No.9708 
>>9707
moralgods even though were talking about 'p
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No.9709 
>>9708
>implying 'p is immoral

holy pedophobia
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No.9710 
>>9709
edgy underage btfo'd
No.9711 
>>9706
oh. i wanna watch that
>>9707
>>9708
immoralgods won. kys apologetic tard
>>9709
tsmt.
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No.9712 
>>9711
>agreeing 'p isn't immoral but morality is irrelevant

profoundly retarded
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No.9713 
>>9712
i don't give a shit about anything you have to say. morals aren't real and children can consent.
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No.9714 
>>9713
if morals aren't real why does it matter if they can.
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No.9715 
>>9714
it was the other retard that said that.  i don't care if they can consent or not.
you can be bound to morals and still know they're socially constructed and fake.
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No.9716 
>>9715
how does that make them any less true. if i believe in mercy, act with mercy, and create mercy, how does mercy not exist.

You have to believe in things that aren't real, how else can they become?
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No.9717 
>>9716
they're real in the same way a traffic light or a law is constructed by people.
things only matter person to person based on what value you give them.
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No.9719 
>>9717
they are real in that when you believe and act in them they become real.
No.9833 
Millenials are the techies.
You Zoomer faggots don't even know C, or what it is.

Fuck you.
No.9834 
>>9697
Millenials are the techies.
You Zoomer faggots don't even know C, or what it is.

Fuck you.
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No.9835 
>>9696
Zoomers hate loli, and oppose child brides.
They should be drafted.
They're also fags. the "males" have "boyfriends" as you can see here.

They don't think men should own girls.
They don't like the old testament god.
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No.9838 
zoom meetings?
No.9845 
>>9834
>>9835
why are you so angry at the younger generation for no reason, i made generalized statement i wasn't even sure is true and you fly off the cuff

also i like loli and whats wrong with being a fag? and no i dont like the old testament god (hes the demiurge) and i don't people should own people.

i love you and hope you stop being so angry.
No.9846 
>>9835
what old testament GOD has to do with anything gramps?
No.9858 
>>9835
hi mikee
No.9984 
>>9835
>zoomers are LE BAD unless i'm gooning to them
go back to 4cuck
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No.9985 
>>9984
>go back to 4cuck
lil bro thinks he owns the site now 🥀
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No.9986 
>>9985
skayjos is my bitch so yes
No.9987 
>>9985
even doe 4cuck got 'nished before.
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No.9988 
>>9706
DOCTOS
No.9991 
>>9987
Why should they go back though? This place is way better than 4cuck and the sharty combined
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No.9993 
>>9991
Fair enough to be honest.
No.10019 
>>9991
because they are obsessed hating zoomers for no reason
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